You know those shadowy faces you see peering out of the windscreen of trains? I own one of those.*
I work for South West Trains.
I’m a Virgo.
I can write in complete sentences, have access to wine, women, song, shoe laces and my own credit cards.
So pull up a chair, make a brew and have a look around.
* – I own a face that peers through a windscreen, not a train. Well, not yet anyway.